-  "Every single international conflict essentially boils down to sexual tension..."
 -  "Every international conflic?"
 -  "Every single one, dude."
 -  "So, the crisis in the Midlde East could be solved by...."
 -  "Gaza strippers. Neeeeext!"

- "Barney,you have to learn how to express these feelings.
  Maybe you should talk to a psychiatrist."

- "Hahh... Please....If I'm gonna pay so woman $200 an hour to make me feel better, we aren't going to be talking...  And we're both going to be on that couch... The woman in this scenario is a prostitute... A dirty,skanky,surgically enhanced,Eastern European..."

- "I got it!"